you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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