Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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