I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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