yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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