The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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