went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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