Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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