what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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