ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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