Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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