Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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