Christians are straight up FREAKS
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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