All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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