good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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