Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
people are starting to question the shark bite story
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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