Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Randomize
