I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just forgot I was standing up.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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