I understand Curling. That high.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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