where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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