I'm sorry my penis didn't work
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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