My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
