Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
