i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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