Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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