Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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