I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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