TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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