Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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