I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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