Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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