i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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