she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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