Whoa Z and x make the same sound
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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