This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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