Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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