is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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