I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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