I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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