my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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