question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize
