Dual....:-)
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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