You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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