There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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