your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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