More tranny stories later!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize