The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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