moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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