Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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