During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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