Sponge bath it is.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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