I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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