So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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