I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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