It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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