i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize
