handjob tips. give me some.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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