It's like a parade of train wrecks.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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